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This Tuesday (May 9) at noon in downtown Austin, Texas a wild event will take place.

It’s the first ever Canine Concert. www.canineconcert.com

It’s a live rock show played at a sound level only dogs can hear.

No, I’m not kidding.

The band is www.youlikeporterdavis.com (a hypnotic commanding url if there ever was one).

The event is a publicity stunt to promote my latest book, There’s A Customer Born Every Minute, on P.T. Barnum. www.BarnumReturns.com

But the Canine Concert isn’t the only draw.

I’ll also display a real mermaid.

Yes, a real one.

And famous magician Kent Cummins www.kentcummins.com will actually produce P.T. Barnum himself out of a copy of my book.

And local magician John Maverick www.John-Maverick.com will stroll through the flash mob and entertain them with magic.

And famous stage hypnotist C.J. Johnson www.CJJohnson.com will entrance the crowd with his sound equipment.

And PetSmart www.PetSmart.com will be there to accept donations for animal shelters.

Oh.

And I’ll be there to sign a few books. www.mrfire.com

If you’re in the Austin area on Tuesday, or know someone who might be, tell them to go to Wooldridge Park, 900 Guadalupe, at noon.

Yes, you can bring dogs, as long as they are on a leash.

If you just want to hear how well this event flies — or how badly it bombs — tune in Wednesday night when I’m interviewed about the entire escapade.

Get details at —http://mrfire.simpleology.com/webcasts/joebarnum.php

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — I understand some cats are upset that they won’t be able to hear the Canine Concert. If you’re at the event and you see cats picketing, please ignore them. You know how cats can be. So uppidity and all.

I just spent $6,000 for a private collection of old books on hypnosis, hypnotherapy, stage hypnosis, magic, fitness and marketing.

I also spent $4,000 on a huge glass-enclosed oak bookcase to house all of these gems.

I’m telling you this to prove that even I – the guy considered the father of Hypnotic Writing and Hypnotic Marketing – am still learning.

I don’t know it all. I’m still learning about hypnosis, writing, marketing, magic, and more.

Just today — after unpacking 26 boxes worth of dusty old books and looking at books, booklets, ads, and newspapers from as far back as 1803 — I found authors and titles I had never heard of before, and am now excited about.

I think learning is an adventure.

If you’re not learning, you’re not growing.

If you’re not investing in your education, you’re not serious about your business.

Having said all that, let me remind you that the final day to get my Hypnotic Selling Secrets 14-pound package and all of the bonuses — from the Attractor Factor Blueprint DVD’s, to a special report on how I lost 80 pounds while building my online empire, to access to my teleseminar series on how to attract a new car — is tonight.

At midnight tonight, your last chance to get the bundled works of Joe Vitale is over and out.

http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386

There were 1,500 of these Special Edition sets produced, but now there are less than 250 left in stock. If by some strange reason they don’t all sell out with the insane bonuses I’ve added, then this offer is closed off at midnight tonight, Friday, May 5th, anyway.

This is the last chance that you will ever have for getting virtually everything that I have ever created on Marketing for one low price (and there’s a payment plan if you need it).

The time to act is now.

When that private collection of hypnosis books went for sale, I didn’t just send an email about it, I dropped everything, got on the phone, and bought the entire set instantly.

I know a deal when I see it.

I trust you do, too.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – I’m on my way out the door to speak at Pat O’Bryan’s three-day first-ever Portable Empire seminar. This once struggling blues musician is now an Internet entrepreneur and an online force to reckon with. He came out with 40 products in a year. He acts fast when he sees or gets an idea. And now he’s hosting his very own event, teaching others how to make a living online with their own Portable Empire. How did he get started? He studied my materials. And he acted on what he learned. Review the complete package at http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386 (You should be studying the sales letter there, anyway, just to learn how to write hypnotically.) Go see it.

PPS – Tomorrow night I’ll be leading a special breakout session on Hypnotic Publicity at Pat’s event. This is private training by me for just a handful of people. If you can get to Austin, Texas for it, then see www.patobryan.com/breakout.htm

Judas wasn’t the only one to get a bum rap.

P.T. Barnum never said “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

Here’s proof —

KVVU-TV: http://www.kvvu.com/Global/story.asp?S=4845851

Kron.com: http://kron.com/Global/story.asp?S=4845851

Yahoo!: http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060502/sftu011.html?.v=51

My book on P.T. Barnum is out today. It’s called There’s a Customer Born Every Minute: P.T. Barnum’s Amazing 10 Rings of Power for Creating Fame, Fortune, and a Business Empire Today – Guaranteed (J. Wiley publisher, 2006, hardcover, $24.95)

You can get it at Amazon or at any good bookstore.

Reading it may be more fun than attending a circus.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — Visit www.BarnumReturns.com on May 9th for a major fishy surprise.

If you haven’t been watching the relentless marketing behind my Hypnotic Selling Secrets course at http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386 then you’ve been missing a great lesson in marketing on steroids.

Every day for the last week a shiny new bonus has been added — and not a wimpy bonus, either.

Invest in the Hypnotic Selling Secrets course and you get entire DVD programs, such as The Attractor Factor Blueprint (based on my famous Spiritual Marketing seminar), and even entire online courses, such as How to Attract a New Car (which helped me attract my beautiful BMW 645ci), and more.

The list of bonuses is pretty staggering, if I say so myself.

The intense marketing behind this campaign was supposed to end today. I was looking forward to it. But then someone got the bright idea to beg me to reveal how I lost 80 pounds while running an online empire.

Well, that’s now the newest bonus.

And the promotion has been extended until May 5th.

Get Hypnotic Selling Secrets by then and you can get all of the bonuses already advertised, as well as the new one added today — which explains why hotties like Lindsay Lohan and Playboy playmate Michelle Baena are wanting me BAD.

Anyway, if nothing else, go to the site and study the sales letter. I just re-read it and think it’s a perfect example of hypnotic writing and hypnotic selling.

See http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386

It’s a free lesson in hypnotic marketing.

And all you have to do is read it to learn from it.

Ao Akua,

joe
www.mrfire.com

PS — Nerissa www.thevideoqueen.com filmed me for 5 minutes explaining a new bonus you will get when you invest in the hefty package called Hypnotic Selling Secrets. You can see it here —http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386 There’s a bug in the short film, but it shouldn’t bother you to watch it. Go see.

Look in the mirror….

Can you tell what your cholesterol level is?

I couldn’t either by just looking at myself. So I had blood work done. To my surprise, it revealed that mine is high.

I couldn’t believe it. Not only am I in good shape, had just lost 80 pounds, work-out every day, and eat right, but I feel fine.

That’s the trouble with cholesterol: You can’t feel if it’s high or low. It’s a tricky devil.

I grew concerned about mine. I researched online but got confused with all the promises of lower cholesterol with questionable pills, some natural, some prescribed.

And the prescribed ones, called statins, can have side-effects to send chills up your spine.

And all the conflicting information about cholesterol lowering food, or the causes of high triglycerides, or how to get an ideal cholesterol reading, were just driving me batty.

What was I to do?

I called a friend of mine who is a medical doctor, anti-aging specialist, and emergency room physician. He told me there is a natural product that lowers bad cholesterol in 30 days by 30%.

You don’t have to change your diet or anything else for it to work, either.

All you have to do is take two capsules at dinner.

That’s it.

He’s so confident it will work for anyone that he says to take your blood work now, and then take it after 30 days of using his formula. He says your bad cholesterol will be lower. He even guarantees it.

I wanted a bottle.

NOW.

But he didn’t have any.

It’s his formula, but he’s sold out. Since he’s a start up company, he was waiting for funds from previous sales to come in before he created the next batch.

I didn’t want to wait.

I offered to pay for his new batch.

“But it’s $12,500,” he said. “This is manufactured by a pharmaceutical grade company. It isn’t cheap.”

“I’ll pay it,” I said.

I became an investor on the spot.

But all I really wanted was the bottle.

In short, I’m paying $12,500 for a bottle of capsules that will help lower my bad cholesterol – naturally and safely — and within 30 days.

The good news for you — or for anyone you know with high cholesterol — is you can now get a bottle for only $39. Or you can get a 3-month supply for only $99.

Because I made an investment of $12,500, there is now a limited supply of bottles for you to get for yourself or family or friends.

If I were you, I’d do it.

Look in the mirror again…

Don’t you deserve to be healthy?

See http://www.CardioSecret.com

If you ever wanted a doctor recommended way to lower cholesterol naturally, this new formula is it.

To me, this is the best way to treat high cholesterol and lower bad cholesterol naturally. The best cholesterol recipe is to take two capsules every night at dinner. That’s it. Talk about easy.

It’s the best natural method to lower bad cholesterol. Get this and lower your cholesterol naturally.

It worked for me. In only two weeks my bad cholesterol went down and my good cholesterol went up.

See http://www.CardioSecret.com

Ao Akua

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS – This physician-designed formula contains a “secret ingredient” that, as far as I know, no other capsule contains. Yet this secret ingredient can also help prevent heart attacks and strokes, while also lowering bad cholesterol. You can get a new Special Report on this (complimentary) at http://www.CardioSecret.com If you don’t have your health, how can you focus on your marketing or anything else? If you know someone wrestling with cholesterol, tell them about the site. Thank you.